Interesting Things Happen Here!

I work at a church office.  To say that some interesting things happen here is an understatement.  Take for instance the telephone call I just received....

Me:  Good afternoon _________ Church how may I help you?

Female Caller:  Do you help people, do you give people stuff for Christmas?

Me:  Ma'am, you will need to speak to the pastor, but he is not here at the moment.  Can I take your name and number and have him return your call?

Caller:  Well I already talked to him and he told me he would have to check to see what is available.  I just thought you might know something different.

Me:  No Ma'am, you will need to speak to the pastor.

Caller:  Well what about you?  Do you got any extra stuff?  What size clothes do you wear?

Me:  So you need clothes?

Caller:  Yes and sheets.  Are you from here?

Me: Yes, I'm from here. (um, I work here, hello - I didn't really say that part just thought it)

Caller: We've gotten help from there before and I was just wondering what y'all can help with.

Me:  When did you speak to the pastor?

Caller: Last week.  I called him at his house.

Me:  Well let me take down the information about what you need, talk to the pastor, and ask around to see what I can find out.  What size clothes and sheets did you need? 

Caller: Size ___ and ______ & _______ sheets.

Me:  And what is your name and phone #?

Caller: My name is ________ and my phone number is ___________.

Me:  Ok I will see what I can find out.

Caller:  You have my phone number right?

Me: Yes, I have it.

Caller:  Ok, so you call me back.

Me: Ok.

Don't get me wrong.  I have NO problem with people calling for help, that's what we're here for.  But being pushy and asking what size clothes I wear!  I guess some people have no healthy boundaries!